Quantuminology
Satire quantum concepts observed in everyday living
Quantuminology is satire where quantum concepts are used to label some observations in everyday behavior.
Examples are:
Post-Quantum Cryptography - Preparing for cybersecurity's climate change
Quantum Coherence - Having the stamina to remain standing after drinking a gazillion beers
Quantum Entanglement - Experiencing the pain when someone gets hit in the groin
Quantum Error Correction - Noise cancelling headphones for logical machines
Quantum Measurement - Waking up from your sleep and only remembering 1 dream
Quantum Key Distribution - Throwing paint at a gazillion walls to get a pair of secret patterns
Quantum Simulation - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Quantum Superposition - Going for a gazillion dates at the same time
- Author
- Tan Teik Guan
- Published
- January 31, 2024
- Updated
- January 31, 2024