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Satire quantum concepts observed in everyday living

Quantuminology is satire where quantum concepts are used to label some observations in everyday behavior. 

Examples are:

Post-Quantum Cryptography - Preparing for cybersecurity's climate change

Quantum Coherence - Having the stamina to remain standing after drinking a gazillion beers

Quantum Entanglement - Experiencing the pain when someone gets hit in the groin

Quantum Error Correction - Noise cancelling headphones for logical machines

Quantum Measurement - Waking up from your sleep and only remembering 1 dream

Quantum Key Distribution - Throwing paint at a gazillion walls to get a pair of secret patterns

Quantum Simulation - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

Quantum Superposition - Going for a gazillion dates at the same time